me:whats your opinion on tampons
    little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
    me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
    little brother:why
    me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
    little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
    me:
    little brother:
    me:that is a fantastic point
Anonymous: Since all women fake orgasms I think it's totally fine for men to lie to them about whatever 

dirtyberd:

A+ logic, you buffoon. You should definitely be lying sacks of shit in response to us faking orgasms, which we fake because you suck in bed and/or your egos are more fragile than eggshells. Totally makes sense. 

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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raverprincess:

guys pleas ehelp i need songs that i can play loud enough to drown out the neighbors above and next to me because this is ridiculous. they’re screaming

wait i also need to be able to fall asleep to these songs

guys pleas ehelp i need songs that i can play loud enough to drown out the neighbors above and next to me because this is ridiculous. they’re screaming

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong